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Free 27-point Website Health Check

Find out what's quietly broken on your website.

Send us your URL and we'll run a 27-point check across security, speed, accessibility and SEO - then send you a plain-English report of what's actually wrong, what can wait, and what's already fine.

We look at:

  • Security - known vulnerabilities in the software you're running, exposed endpoints, malware and blacklist status, and whether your PHP version still receives security patches.
  • Speed - real mobile performance scores from Google, and what's dragging them down.
  • Accessibility - whether people using a screen reader or keyboard can actually use your site. This one has legal implications in California.
  • SEO - titles, descriptions, headings, and the occasional site quietly telling Google not to list it at all.
  • Stability - broken links, expiring certificates, and the things that fail silently until they don't.

Everything gets sorted into Critical, Soon and Whenever - because most "free audits" are a wall of red designed to frighten you into buying something. We'll tell you what to ignore.

Cost: free, and there's no catch

Some people read the report, see what's wrong, and ask us to fix it. That's a good outcome for both of us. Most people just read it and get on with their day, and that's fine too.

Where should we send it? Report lands in your inbox within 48 hours.

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Why take ours seriously

We're not a maintenance service - we're developers. We've spent 21 years building the things that break on websites: Shopify stores, WordPress builds, custom code. Most maintenance companies can update your plugins; when one of those updates breaks your checkout at 9pm, they open a ticket. We just fix it, because we're the people who build these sites in the first place.

Which also means that when we tell you something on your site is a problem, it's because we've had to fix that problem before. And when we tell you something isn't a problem, you can believe that too.

The obvious questions

What's the catch?

There isn't one, but here's the honest answer: some people read the report, see nine things wrong, and ask us to fix them. Most people just read it and get on with their day.

Do you need access to my site?

No. Everything we check is visible from the outside - which is exactly the point, because it's also what an attacker can see.

Is it automated, or does a human look at it?

Both. The scan is automated. The report is written by a person who has looked at your results - because an automated score out of 100 tells you nothing useful.

What if my site is fine?

Then we'll say so, and you'll have saved yourself the worry. It happens more often than you'd think.

And if it isn't fine?

The report ends with two options and no pressure: we fix what's broken in one pass (a Tune-Up), or we fix it and then keep it that way (a Care Plan). Or you take the report, fix it yourself, and we never speak again. All three are fine by us.

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